Top 10 Reasons Adobe has NOT fixed the Fireworks Text Bug

In no apparent order:

1. Fireworks Developers too busy integrating Fireworks features in to Photoshop.
2. Fireworks developers too busy fixing new Photoshop bugs they have created.
3. Not aware of any issues with text.
4. Nobody uses Fireworks, so it seems kind of pointless. Fixing it their spare time just because Mom uses it.
5. Too busy hating Steve Jobs. Still mad about PostScript.
6. Text bug has become self-aware, plotting to take over the world by driving designers insane.
7. After months of work, Indian developers unveil amazing fireworks display application. Very excited to get it done in time for American Independence celebration they have read about.
8. Spending all their time modifying their Myspace pages. It's going to be the next big thing.
9. Hand rendering each character in every font ever made in Fireworks' proprietary font rendering engine. Being sued by Adobe Type for piracy.
10. Two words: Bangkok Dangerous.