Don't Tell Me About Your iPhone

Hey iPhone owners! I love it when you come up to me and totally freak out when you find out I don't have an iPhone. Yes, I know about it. Yes, I am like, Steve Jobs' bitch and a total Mac Fanboy. Yes, most of you use Macs because I told you that you should buy one.

But I don't have an iPhone because I can't get out of my T-Mob contract until June with paying like $200 per line (we have 3 lines). Yes, I knew about the text messaging rate hike but I didn't try to do it until it was too late.

So I made you a gift! A little iPhone desktop picture you can look at when you are abou tto show me a cool iPhone app that does something I could really benefit from. Or when we walk by the Apple store and we talk about how I really need one and I should just eff my marriage and just do it. Or when you're complaining about some problem with your iPhone like it won't make phone calls or something stupid and useless like that.

I'll be fine in June. Only 8 months to go!

Enjoy!